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May 24, 2012 5:37 pm 5:13 pm

“How desperate are you, that you call on such lost creatures to defend you.”

(Source: notaudreyparker, via butitsthesolarsystem)

5:12 pm 5:12 pm
  • Person: Ugh guitars I can't listen to this.
  • Me: It's a bass.
  • Person: Same thing.
  • Me:
  • Person:
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  • Person: Whoa wait wait pUT THE KNIFE DOWN
5:10 pm 5:10 pm 5:10 pm 5:09 pm

Oh, noises are important. Noises can tell you everything. For instance…

(Source: sarah-nade, via butitsthesolarsystem)

5:08 pm
  • store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
  • me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
  • store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
  • me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
  • store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
  • me: /looks down at her captain america tee
  • store guy: /happy seal-clapping
  • me: oh my god we match
  • store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
5:07 pm